president brandon

president brandon is the best president of the us, bar none. he has done such wonders as destroying our economy, hiking our gas prices up, and eating ice cream.

oh, how i love president brandon-chan.

by Lil barnacles #1 fan August 1, 2022

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The Branson

Ah, the Branson—a libation as alluring as the Ozark hills, its genesis inspired by the vibrant, yet quaint Branson, Missouri. Picture a tableau of country music, twinkling theater lights, and verdant golf courses. Now translate that into liquid form. Infused with the effervescent zing of sugar-free Red Bull, harmoniously mingled with the apple-infused aristocracy of Crown Apple, the Branson is punctuated by a sultry splash of cranberry juice—a nod to the fleeting colors of an Ozark sunset.

Like Branson itself, this cocktail is a paradox: sophisticated yet approachable, bustling yet tranquil. To sip the Branson is to be transported to a lakeside theater where banjos play softly and every firefly adds a flicker to your night. Just one taste, and you're no longer a tourist; you're part of the legend.

I’d like to order The Branson please, make it a double.

by DJ Ski October 4, 2023

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cooks branch

When you suffer severe pain from an injury to the balls.

"Mike got kicked in the balls by someone the other day. Worst case of cooks branch I've seen."

by gobbler945 October 6, 2023

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Penn State Brandywine

A Penn State branch campus, located in Media, PA with a very high acceptance rate and a football team that has been undefeated since 1967. According to a bulletin board on the second floor of the residence hall....skipping a class is like 30 dollars (source was not listed).

Penn State Brandywine’s football team has been undefeated for over 50 years!

by PennStateBrandywinexD November 10, 2017

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Pulling a Brandon

When a person in a friend group (typically in online gaming) specifies an ETA for coming back or logging on, but end up appearing out of nowhere hours past the ETA.

He said he'd be on in an hour, but is he pulling a Brandon?

by Sincerely, reptilian overlords June 6, 2019

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