why am i doing this

i dont know and i give no solid farts

"why am i doing this? just to suffer? whats the point everything ends"

by hehe farts in french July 6, 2021

i hate guys

i hate guys means that u should stay away

Girl: i hate guys.
Boy: im going away from you, u problaby dont like us.

by anonymous December 19, 2022

I

Riding that tide…
I am trying,
But today it is quite high.
Things I thought meant something…
A number move…
Here or there…
No longer seems so clear.
Maybe my imagination is just in high gear.

A poster wrote they are through…
And to have a nice life.
That is not me…
Just incase you are contemplating.

it doesn’t matter if you are here…
As my love for you will never disappear!
You will always be the one…
I dream about while watching the sun…
Or when my day is done…
As I close my eyes…
You will always be that guy…
Who took my heart by surprise ❤️

Loving you I will always do!!!!

by Just a girl with ❤️ for 1 September 16, 2024

I Wanna Be The Guy

Was once considered one of the hardest games of all time due to its ludicrous trial-and-error gameplay, combined with bullet hell, misleading graphics, traps that are impossible to find out without dying to them first, the ability to die AFTER THE ENDING CREDITS, requiring you to beat the brutal final boss all over again...you get it.

It was released around the same time as the first Kaizo Mario; together, they created a genre of video games centered around being as infuriatingly difficult as possible.

Nowadays, it's still considered hard, but far from one of the hardest games ever. If you know the game inside and out, it's actually not terribly difficult. That, and the numerous fangames that completely and utterly trounce it in difficulty make it quite outdated.

Here's to I Wanna Be The Guy (and Kaizo Mario)

For making people wanna tear their hair out.

by Ubeenbamboozledson May 25, 2024

I always share with my buddy

What you playfully say to a cute chick when either another male chum of yours happens by or you bring said blinky-eyed damsel over and introduce her to him, and so you pass him one of da cutie's hands, feet, etc. so dat he can savor her warm softness, also.

Performing da "I always share with my buddy" routine is easy with any super-pleasant-to-touch/hold body-part dat da chick has two of, such as her hands, feet, boobs, butt-cheeks, etc. Plus of course, you and your pal can always "trade 'n' swap" da gal's sumptuous body-parts, as well, when the two of you are giving her a group-massage/caress --- for example, you can trade da hand dat he's holding for one of her pretty feet dat you're currently rubbing, or you can each knead and suckle one or the other of her ample chest-pillows in turn, so dat you both get equal time giving each of her nipples some lovies with your lips and tongues.

by QuacksO July 26, 2021

Since I was a lil girl/boy

Used to exaggerate and explanation of how long ago it's been since you've experienced such event.

Girl used by Men.
Boy used by Women.

1. Susie: "I haven't heard that song Since I was a lil boy!"
2. Bill: "I haven't been to Burger King Since I was a lil girl!"
Since I was a lil girl/boy

by Doc Anarchist April 12, 2013

I like you lots

when you love someone but are scared to say it.

1: i like you lots.

2: i like you lots too.

by ilypookie November 20, 2023