squirt the turtle 

The most boss ass turtle you’ll ever meet

Squirt the turtle is a fucking Greek god or some shit

squirt the turtle by Gianluca M November 2, 2017

I am a turtle 

When all the fangirls misunderstand what you said.

You: "I̴̥̍̅͊ ̶̭̲͆A ̨̹̥̠̿̌͠M̴̛̬͍̀̊̕ ̹̓̀͂̉E ̜̥̲̤̏͑T̵̲̗͇͉̑È̵͕̖̣̗̓͝R ̪̫̟̩̄̓̒N̴̳͉̝̮̆̌A ͎͎̅͒Ḷ̵̒͐͗̕"
Random Fangirl: Omg, did he just say "I am a turtle?"
You: ...no wtf

I am a turtle by thatJSEandMerkfangirl April 28, 2019

The Turtle 

A sex position that occurs when the females legs rest on the males shoulders and he leans over from on top of her, pushing her legs against her body, creating a shell over her body. The male continues to penetrate her.

"Me and Billy turtled last night; it felt so good!"

"When Billy turtles me it gets so deep"

"Hey Molly, what do you say we try the turtle tonight?"

The Turtle by VickySue December 31, 2009

barking turtle

(Noun) A fart that creates a rapid, snapping noise as it is expelled.

Dick: What in the hell was that?
Jane: It was a barking turtle.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

Or, alternatively,

Dick: I think someone just broke into the house.
Jane: No, it was just my turle barking.
Dick: Pee-yooo...

barking turtle by Daphne M. September 21, 2007

bent tea turtle

a sex position where a man inserts his testicles into his woman partner's mouth while she lies down on her back and the male sticks his penis in between her breasts in a repetative motion.

a did a bent tea turtle on my girlfriend last night.

bent tea turtle by the mash January 8, 2009

purple turtle 

When you have to go to take a shit so badly that you choke the turtle on its way out - making it purple.

John: Code brown.
Sally: Do you really have to go that bad?
John: Damn right, I've got a purple turtle.

purple turtle by JandN August 28, 2009

Texas Snapping Turtle 

Plain and simply a vagina

That girl has the most rank Texas Snapping Turtle I've ever smelt

Texas Snapping Turtle by Andrizzle Brother fizzle February 15, 2005