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Crack whore

Jody is a crack whore, she sucks dirty cock for pebble dash rock
by selfie-titanium June 22, 2019
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crack shed

A sketch a** location where you could find absolutely ANYTHING there and It’s the only place you wouldn’t be shocked to see something so absurd.
Tina’s car is a total crack shed, last Tuesday I had to pull a choir of vibrators and a taco out the passenger seat before there was room for my fat a**.
by NoFakeNews September 14, 2020
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crack to sacks

The overly-tight flared pants worn by ballroom dancers that are inherently designed to highlight, accentuate and "showcase" the area from the ass crack to the nut sack. Also known as nutslacks, assplants or chodehuggers. Standard slack of choice for men appearing on "Dancing With the Stars." Typically worn with a button down shirt offering only a single button, usually located at the belly-button area.
Looks like Jerry Springer is getting voted off tonight ... they've saddled him up in a pair of crack to sacks.
by Matt Bailey & Alicia Y. August 3, 2007
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Puberty Crack

When you are talking to a friend whilst going through puberty and it fucks with your voice
Person 1: Damn did you hear that roger had a puberty crack while talking to the teacher it was hilarious he was like "and then rEEchard" he was so embarrassed

Person 2: lol m8
by πerce June 6, 2018
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Crack Busy

You are so busy, that you need crack to keep on going at the pace needed.
Kate was crack busy writing material for her comedy sketch show.
by Bob Backinstash December 19, 2008
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Crack Consumerism

An addictive cultural state of mind and action that some humans fall prey to by way of media marketing, and in particular, social media influencers inundating them with messages to buy consumer goods and services, often preceded by a high before and after the purchase, and often followed by a feeling of emptiness until the next fix.
Unaware, Fred and Wilma became soul-less and addicted to the risks of crack consumerism by social media influencers suggesting to them to buy things they either did not need, nor could afford.
by Psychotrumpic March 13, 2021
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Crack Juice

An energy drink with a sizable amount of caffeine
Friend: how do you have so much energy?
Me: I drank Crack Juice
by crackjuicelover January 6, 2020
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