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smoothyology

used in iCarly by the cool black guy in the smoothy shop.
Sam: I'll apologize when he proves he isnt an idiot

Cool Black Guy: Hey man I'll have you know that I got my Degree in Smoothyology.
by Uvenk January 13, 2011
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smoothie cubes

They are sweet frozen treats you eat and is utilized in such context like; thats cool/sweet.... everything is smoothie cubes!! or someone tells you some good news... i just got into blah blah uni!! and your like SMOOTHIE CUBES!!
by sohotrightnow March 30, 2011
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Smoothagus

An extremely soft person, who's skin glistens in the moonlight.
Wow, what a smoothagus with such soft and silky smooth skin!!
by chakjohnson69 July 24, 2011
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smoothchin

A clean shaven man, lacking manlines due to not having a beard.
It's a real smoothchin convention up in here!
by KnottyBoy April 14, 2014
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smoothie

after sucking his cock for a long time I was rewarded with smoothie
by stom December 27, 2014
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Smoothie

Usually compromised of a mixture of fruits, yogurts, and ice; and prepared in a blender to make a cold delicious drink.

However, if you are older and pursue something a little stronger. You can add or substitute beer into the formula, however many times until you find the drink that fits you.
John: What are you drinking over there?
Sally: Oh! Just a smoothie!
John: That drink that's usually made of ice, yogurt, and fruit in a blender?
Sally: Sort of. It's actually beer, beer, and more beer in a funnel
John: is that still a ssmoothie though?
by SkiingElephant January 18, 2015
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smoothie hater

A person (typically a female) who takes an excessive amount of time to make a smoothie, then becomes angry when her man whips up a superior smoothie in a fraction of the time.
Kristen, you're being a smoothie hater... ol' smoothie hatin' ass batch.
by R Dingle March 30, 2015
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