purple haze 

purple microdot acid cooked up by Bear Owsley
lsd

woh dude you look like a little green alien :)

purple haze by fatman January 8, 2005

Purple Moose 

A concoction containing extremely potent hash that has been sprayed with crushed up Zanax pills, or some other form of prescription tranquilizer. It is rumored that if ingested, smoked, injected or anally inserted in large quantities, one shall see "The Purple Moose."

Michael Cole Mussina

Purple Moose by sux0r September 6, 2003

purple beans 

you know what it is.
wait, you don't?
think HARDER.

"cool. Purple Beans!!!"

purple beans by chenandress May 4, 2008

Purple Witch

A female who goes out of her way to be a nasty mean bitch. Think Mean Girls on steroids.

Ali: That Anna is mean nasty bitch

Samb: Oh yeah (nods) she is one Purple Witch

Purple Witch by Sambambino September 28, 2008

Purple Falcon 

A man who does one or two man luge and usually likes being a buddy fucker.

Scott B why are you being such a god damn purple falcon right now...WTF

Purple Falcon by Chronic000 October 30, 2010

Purple Passion 

Excessive romantic and/or carnal interest in women of Indian or South Asian descent. Analogous to yellow fever. Derived from the purple hue of the vulva and labia of South Asian women.

Jealous White Girl: "Why is it that Mark's last three girlfriends were all desis? Does he have some kind of asian fetish?"

Guy In the Know: "Nope. He's just got the Purple Passion."

Purple Passion by Desi Luvr #1 May 13, 2010

Purple Squirrel 

With all of the layoffs and downsizing and economic struggle we've been having, a lot of people have lost their jobs. As a reduced force, people who are left are expected to be able to do the jobs of 3 or 4 people at once and be happy about it and grateful that they at least have a job.

When the companies have started hiring again, they are (erroneously) assuming they can find candidates who now have all of these very specialized and different skills, in one person. . . a Purple Squirrel.

Prior to the layoff, Acme Company had 1 Project Manager, 1 Computer Programmer and 1 Network Engineer. Due to the economy, the Project Manager and Network Engineer were laid off and the Computer Programmer was expected to learn how to do both of the other jobs and was successful in doing so. When the economy picked up, the Computer Programmer left for another job.

Acme Company needs to replace their employee and now they are looking for a candidate who has the skills of a Project Manager, Computer Programmer and Network Engineer... all in one. Unrealistic and unconnected, the client assumes that because they were able to create a person with this experience, there should be others out there. The quintessential Purple Squirrel.

Purple Squirrel by Vickkers February 15, 2012