piss on the parade

the act of ruining a good time because you need to go to the bathroom.

when a group of friends are a theme park and suzzy says hang on i need to go to bathroom. a group member may retort, way to piss on the parade suzzy, you always take long shits, hurry up!

by rawdogkilla November 4, 2013

piss farter

1. n. The stately gentlemen at the urinal, most often with one hand on the wall for support, who drops ass whilst urinating. To deftly accomplish the act of cutting the cheese while draining the lizard.

Guy 1: Man, I was in the shitter a minute ago, and this old boy must of shit himself while pissing it was so gross. He was one epic piss farter.

Guy 2: Did he have his hand on the wall to hold up his huge dork?

Guy 1: Did you ever see a piss farter that didn't?

by Doc Guitar November 2, 2014

piss claim

To claim property on someone or something by figuratively pissing on the discussed object. Referring to what dogs do with territory.

Guy 1 -"Did you notice how John came to me when I was talking with Staycie?"
Guy 2 -"Well, he has a big crush on her."
Guy 1 -"His comment about spending the weekend with her was totally unnecessary."
Guy 2 -"He was just piss claiming her from you."

by Urías Peña April 13, 2015

piss clown

It means a drunken fucktard

Look mon, Stephs a piss clown.

by Mon and Sharn July 30, 2015

Piss Whistle

A device that is used to prevent pissing the bed by emitting a beeping sound when piss touches it.

What the fuck is that beeping noise... oh that's just my brother's piss whistle.

by Jimmy's Bottle August 1, 2016

Piss in your cornflakes

1. To disprove someone or make them sad. The term is usually used as part of friendly banter or by know it alls

Brian: Jet fuel can't melt steal beams right guys *laughs hysterically*

Dave: No need to piss in your cornflakes mate, but you're not funny

by Zorkkins August 2, 2016

piss em

sometimes you do a risky thing. you win or you lose.

to be honest i don't piss my pants with things close to my heart. you've got to do what you've got to do.
i may piss em with irrelevant stuff like talking to a crowd.

by Krkič May 30, 2019