peanutbutterocity

The measurement of the amount of peanut butter a single item has.

Zara: How much milk should I drink with this PB&J sandwich?

Jiff: Well what's the sandwich's peanutbutterocity. If there's a lot then pour a larger amount of milk.

by Pusheenius January 29, 2014

Peanutery

The use of the word peanuts (or peanut) in a sentence to replace a verb, noun, or an adjective in a nonsensical way. Most often done to annoy someone who is overly particular about the English language. I.e. A Grammar Nazi

Peanutery is a form of tomfoolery involving the word peanut.

A 'nuttier' way to use the word peanuts.

"He uses the word peanuts wrong all the time.... he is a true master of Peanutery."

"Usain Bolt is so peanuts that he has won 9 Olympic gold medals!"

"I love you to the peanut and back."

by 2masEdison November 5, 2018

peanutbutter spoon

A youtube channel (spoon) delivering that sweet content (peanutbutter).

Dude 1: Did you see that "peaceful protester does a no no" video on YouTube?
Dude 2: Yeah, from Donut Operator? He's the real peanutbutter spoon !

by Salty_PRINGLE September 19, 2020

Spreading PeanutButter

When you're going to have anal but you spread the cheeks and there's shit between them.

{Guy 1} My girl was Spreading PeanutButter last night it was gross.

{Guy2} That's hot.

by Supreme meme tean April 26, 2016

Roasted peanuts

When a girl is riding a man in facing Cowgirl and farts on his balls for 10 seconds or more.

Babe, maybe you should have laid off the chili tonight, then you wouldn't give me roasted peanuts.

by BOZTIONARY September 16, 2018

Watch your peanuts!

A phrase that is said when one has purchased a bag of peanuts before going down a ski lift, and is waiting for the safety bar to lower, that warns them to protect their bag of peanuts.

When John was lowering the ski lift safety bar, he jokingly nudged Peter and said, "Watch your peanuts!"

by B. Ricky November 27, 2020

Peenut Sauce

A mixture of about 40% urine and 60% semen.

Why does this room smell like Peenut Sauce?

by ImCooperTheBoss February 21, 2020