Wet the bed

Wetting the bed means peeing on your bed.

You: what a great dream!

Why is my bed sheet wet?

OH NO I WET THE BED!

by Tordindamix October 27, 2022

bed and tub

The cheerful nihilism of blasting Nevermind from CD in standstill traffic in the BQE.

Making up fake slack channels to cause consternation among your peers if they ever find them is a very bed and tub experience.

by tehkgb April 02, 2019

Bed body

Someone who likes to stay in the bed.

She is a bed body.

by June 08, 2024

Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

When you catch a couple during sex or after sex— usually in the top’s bed.

*stephen and Eve are having sex*
*dakota walks in*
Eve: don’t say it…
Dakota: …
Stephen: don’t…
Dakota: …Caught your Bitch In your Bed!

by taromybobatea August 04, 2022

palace in the bed

When you sleep in someone else’s bed and you spew hot Cheeto puke all over the sheets

“Iorn Mike, you puked all over Adam’s bed!” “Palace in the bed.”

by Micheal Brindy May 26, 2024

Humanized Water Bed

A person that so fat the because when they move their belly makes a water like sound people label them as Humanized Water Bed

Here comes the humanized water bed.

by AuraKing December 09, 2018

bed garnish

Refers to the placement of many extra pillows on a bed solely for decorative purposes, above and beyond (sometimes far beyond) what is needed for sleeping.

Very common in hotel rooms, as well as among homeowners who try to look fancy.

What’s with all this bed garnish? I only need ONE pillow to sleep!

*tosses 8 pillows on the floor*

by Davidfreesefan23 May 08, 2019