Two Minute Bronchitus

That cough you suddenly get after eating something cold, such as ice cream, that usually lasts about 2 minutes.

I chugged that milkshake, now I've got two minute bronchitus!

by breezy-licious June 16, 2011

A hot minute

A period of time that you had a great time

At the dance I had a hot minute with those girls

by grant December 9, 2003

mad minute

Derived from G.I.s during the Vietnam war; a situation where every available weapon was fired as much as possible at anything that could conceivably be a target for one minute. Good for discouraging base-infiltrating NVA troops and clearing LZs as well as blowing off steam.

No, Vietnam’s mad minute’s not a math drill
Designed to master number facts skill
Mad minutes discourage infiltration by NVA
Encroaching on encampments night and day
Mad minutes into irate wild wood bestow
Such a fantastic light show.

by guy with computer October 9, 2006

19 minute rule

At least one a yo bitches best be within 19 minutes a yo dick so you dont go wastin dat morning wood

My boi: "You watchin that 19 minute rule?"
Me: "Hell yeah, all my bitches less than 10 minutes away"

by YoBoiNard April 7, 2008

Every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa

wow, are u srs? U really searched this?
Bro, just a random meme, u really though this wouldn't be in the dictionary? Well now it is so tell your DAD💀 JK U DONT HAVE ONE💀💀

md: every 60 seconds a minute passes in africa
Friend: im blocking you

by ifyoureadthisurreallynoob August 11, 2022

minute

A length of time dependent upon which side of the bathroom door you are on.

As a minute passed on the inside of the bathroom, over an hour has gone by outside of it.

by Hopper91788 June 10, 2003

Minute Man

The process of wiping in and throughout a poo instead of at the end of pooing. This could be done for many reasons, but the main theme being preperation incase you have to leave the toilet quickly, thus "Minute Man."

Hey, make sure to be a minute man in there. I can feel something brewing and I don't want you wiping for an hour and a half while I take a dump on the floor.

by Tommy Two-Shoes May 13, 2017