never in my nine lives

“Never in my nine lives” bites off the whole cats have nine lives thing. It’s what you say when something’s so unbelievable, it’s like it never happened, not even once across all nine of your lives.

“Girl, you're crazy if you really think I’m buying that story. Never in my nine lives would I fall for that.

by Opiumbae September 9, 2025

i'm a prince and i live in a car

a joke in the homestuck fandom. “i’m a prince and i live in a ship” is a lyric from Ugly Story, a song about Eridan Ampora. in 2020, swag eridan (a very popular eridan cosplayer) was outed as being a nazi and abuser, and was last seen living out of his car.

i have no idea how you would use i'm a prince and i live in a car in a sentence but ud is forcing my hand

by manzanaverde May 13, 2024

living dex

It is when one catches all pokemon in a pokemon game and arranges them in the pc boxes in the order of the pokedex

aDrive is working on a shony living dex

by Blacksmithjcr July 12, 2018

Living BeJrooOOm

The universe 🌎worlds of the living BeJrooOOmun beings.by lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.

I invented and made and created the living BeJrooOOms. By lbj as in Lonnie benningfield junior ♥💙.

by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq July 17, 2021

Days Of Our Lives And Soho Reference Is An Assasin's Creed Reference

Days Of Our Lives And Soho Reference Is An Assasin's Creed Reference

Days Of Our Lives And Soho Reference Is An Assasin's Creed Reference

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e March 24, 2025

thighs save lives

That one goth girl on Instagram who is a paid moderator in the discord server you're in that posts thigh and monster pics and you're too scared to follow so you just like every signal photo because you're a fucking creep and hope they both will and won't notice.
the fuck

She set her bio “thighs save lives”
You: Damn thighs save lives
Decent Humane Society: what the fuck

by femboyorgans March 8, 2022

ip logging on live chat

Something that shouldn't happen but it does

An example of ip logging on live chat
Support: How can I help you?
Me: *copypastes rickroll link*
Support: Your IP is insert ip. Your location is insert location. You have been reported.

by i eat uranium fuel rods June 5, 2023