i wanna die 

when u wanna die

Depressed child: I wanna die.
Adult: oH.

i wanna die by cheese_samich February 19, 2017

I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that 

When someone asks you to do something and you don’t want to do it, you say this phrase.

You goin’ golfing er what?

Nah, I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that.

I’m thinkin’ uh, fuck that by Zachariah28 October 7, 2019

i'll be a monkey's uncle 

This idiom is used to express complete surprise, amazement or disbelief.

e.g. Bob: Hey, there was a news article about an alien spaceship having entered the earth's atmosphere!
Harry: Well, i'll be a monkey's uncle!

i'll be a monkey's uncle by specimengold November 8, 2013

I'll tell

A phrase used by elementy school students and the most common way to get one of their peers to stop doing something.

Girl: Stop pulling my pigtails!
Boy: Whadda you gonna do about it, huh?
Girl: I'll tell.
*Boy runs away from girl*

I'll tell by Becks Grevau March 15, 2007

I Say, You Say Louder 

"I Say, You Say Louder" is a game.

The objective of the game is to be the one that yells the picked word or phrase the loudest. The first person whispers, then the next person whispers louder, and the next person says it, until it progresses into an intense screaming match.

Phrases often used for this game are "unicorns", "I do believe in fairies", and "penis."

This game is well demonstrated in the movie "(500) Days of Summer", where a couple is playing the game while using the phrase "penis."

Two people in a game of "I Say, You Say Louder."

1st person: *Whispers,* "Unicorns."
2nd person: *says*, "Unicorns."
1st person: *says louder*, "Unicorns."
.....
2nd person: *screams*, "UNICORNS!!"

I Say, You Say Louder by Schmandrea December 31, 2009

I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole 

A phrase used to say that you strongly wish to stay out of the way of an argument/heavy situation and not have any involvement.

Employee: I caught Debra and Jeff having sex in the office, what the hell are they thinking?

Boss: Err, I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole.

I wouldn't touch that with a 20-foot pole by Corey_Faure January 20, 2011

i don't give a Funyun 

A clean way of saying the phrase, "I don't give a fuck".
Safe for use around children.

{Ken}: Hey Jose!
The Mariners just took the World Series

{Jose}: Ken, I don't give a Funyun!!!
Those phuckers can go to H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws for all I care. :-/

i don't give a Funyun by Telephony September 28, 2014