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Fiddly dickin

Act of doin nothing with your dick in your hand
There goes Brett and Elray fiddly dickin again on the job

That boy josh always fiddly dickin when we are trying to hunt
by Johnnyc713 March 6, 2020
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Strategic docking

Strategic docking is when a person inserts his penis into the forseskin of another man's penis. The strategic part of it is when someone isn't paying attention. For example during a pvp session, someone sneaks under your desk and docks you very quickly.
Vikz likes Strategic docking. It makes his genitals all tingly, since it feels special.
by blijekarper March 29, 2020
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Virtual docking

When an internet beef between two men is squashed and the virtually dock their peens together.
After apologizing to each other online, R and J started virtual docking.
by MaynardG744 April 2, 2020
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Ha-docking

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.
Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.
by Bozmund April 16, 2020
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road dickin

the process where a group of males all proceed to get their dicks in their hands and masturbate whilst on a road trip.
"yo terry, you up for some road dickin?"
by jimbeanlikesitclean May 10, 2020
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River Dickin'

Spontaneous river fuckery. Randomly jump/play in a river after driving past or stumbling across one.
Chase! Let's go to the mountains & go river dickin'. Grab your trunks, intertube, noodle & go dick around in a random river.
by Drewisms June 6, 2020
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Rock docking

When you and your bro are docking with a hard rock in between.
Me and my bro were rock docking before the game.
by Dudesnacks June 12, 2020
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