Ha-docking

Sucking on a large bearded sailor's nipples.

Ewan was ha-docking Rishi while he did bicep curls in his back garden.

by Bozmund April 16, 2020

Haydocking

Like Spacedocking... but on a farm

Did you see those Bulls Haydocking?
Ridonculous

by George VI March 30, 2011

Haddocking

To be cocky and arrogant whilst attempting to attract the opposite sex to you. Often "haddocking" will be unsuccessful and the person you were trying to chat up will depart, saying to a friend "What an arrogant t**t!" or similar.

His haddocking with that lady has flopped. She's all over that other lad now.

by Gunnlove July 14, 2010