Dead Ting

A Joanna.

She steals another girls man to call him a snake on national tv and dump him then snogs him the second she sees him again😂

Michael: I would like to couple up with Joanna
Amber: She’s a dead ting!

by CanIMarryPizza July 30, 2019

Dead Game

A game that has a player base that is in perpetual decline and averages less than 10 players at any given time, such as Killer Queen Black. A game with clueless developers, such as Killer Queen Black.

I can never find a match in KQB because it's a fucking dead game.

by KillerQueenWack February 26, 2022

Dead o’clock

When your ex’s bf dies

It’s almost dead o’clock!

by JPJBJP March 14, 2019

Dead Slap

When you go to a children's hospital and slap the back of bald cancer kids heads.

Friend: Hey got any plans this weekend?
Me: Yeah, i'm going to St. Jude to do the Dead Slap lmao
Friend: oh cool

by UrBestFriendVoid69 February 27, 2020

dead hedgehog

the appearance of a womens pubic hair after it has been left to grow over a period of time.

Person 1: "I shagged her last night"

Person 2: "What was her fanny like?"

Person 1: "It was like a dead hedgehog"

by MK DONS February 24, 2011

dead letterbox

Where a letter ends up when it is undelieverable, by postal definition, the dead letterbox.

I can't deliever this letter so stick it in the dead letterbox.

by mspenguin November 1, 2006

Dead flies

Dead flies is a Florida term meaning either a opp jit dead or a bitch / nigga fell off with you.

G-7: u still fuck with dat one hoe?

Jit: nah she green asf

G-7: ahh she dead flies

by Florida jit December 23, 2020