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Drunken Clam

A drinking game. Drink three bottles of whatever alcoholic substance is in the room. Then say a sentence. Whoever says the first comprehensible sentence loses.
Jack"adfshjiegshuarsj;lvfshyu"
John"hfsjfsjldfsjldfsjldfsjkl"
Jill'I eat dsjdsflj"
Jimmy"What's wrong with them?"
Bill"They're playing drunken clam"
Jack" i like burgers."
Bill" Jack is out."
Drunken Clam by drinking games January 3, 2013
Related Words

zam clam 

Zam Clam: is the term used, for when a cheesy joke is inserted at the end of a conversation, and everyone involved laughs. often seen at the end of my 80's sitcoms and cartoons.
The origin of the Zam Clam goes as far back as awkward silences have ended conversations. The actual term begins with Kris Straub and Scott kurtz inventing it in their Daily podcast; "The Daily Affirmation" episode number 11
The band of superheros just finished defeating their arch nemesis, the "BARBER" who is made entirely out of scissors
and as they watch the police haul off their captive, one hero exclaims "Well, that was a "Hair Raising" experience."
Everyone Laughs, role credits.

When used by Kris and Scott, one will make the cheesy joke and they will both laugh followed by nonsensical words i.e. (ha ha bling pow wiz blort Zam Clam. all of this was shortened to the term Zam Clam.
zam clam by statikpunk July 9, 2007

panty clam 

the woman's sex mollusk
she opened her legs to expose her panty clam
panty clam by t January 3, 2004

ass clam 

n. a assclam is a person who, is always wrong talks shit and falls on his cock
ass clam by Bob Barker May 29, 2003

Dirty Clam

Penial insertion into the Vagina, preceded by vaginal insertion. High risk of UTI and other vaginal infections. But loads of fun (sperm:-)
"And then she was all;

"Fuck me! Fuck me!"

So I said;

"Shut up bitch, or I'll Dirty Clam the shit outta you!"
Dirty Clam by PhukdemHomes July 18, 2012

lesbian clam bake 

Gathering of lesbians who want to gather for a tradionaly male bonding experience.
My friend's mom invited her girlfriends over for a lesbian clam bake and beers.
lesbian clam bake by t~dawg October 5, 2009