grumpy clam

A vagina that has not been pet,touched or penetrated by fingers or a penis fake or real.

That chick is always angry she must have a bad case of the grumpy clam.

by Moper69 December 17, 2016

clam dragging

Female version of tea bagging

She was clam dragging everyone last night

by The fuck is there December 18, 2016

clam pack

the scientific name for a car or large group comprised of only women

Dude, look at that girl in that clam pack! Her smile is beautiful

by aucuparia December 22, 2016

clammy clam

A condition where the vagina becomes too hot for a long period of time, resulting in a moist vagina.

"How was work, Jenna?" "It was hot today, I've got a clammy clam."

by Themaninorangesauce November 18, 2015

Cream of clam

When someone hacks up a loogy, there sick ,chest cold,

Cofh yum cream of clam

by Jabony December 10, 2015

Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016

clam thump

Slapping the penis on a clitoris.

When a guy slaps his penis on a women's clitoris, she then has been clam thump ed.

by str8 lace March 19, 2016