Beans are a cheap commodity, so to count them is a rather silly thing to do. A "bean counter" is one who nitpicks over small things in order to save costs. It is a derogatory term for accountants, bankers, and anyone who holds a financial interest in an endeavor.

The Saturn ION's oil filter housing is cheap plastic because bean counters decided that a metal one was too expensive.

bean counter by kevinthenerd October 3, 2006

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jackin' the beanstalk

One of many euphemisms for "masturbation" (e.g. slappin' the salami, jack off, beat off, buffing the bishop, glean the obscene bean, choking the chicken, spanking the monkey, waxing the wonker, greasing the guppy, shooting putty at the moon, and Rosie Palmer and her Five Sisters doing the Four Knuckle Shuffle.

Frank will be a little bit late. He's still back at his house jackin' the beanstalk.

jackin' the beanstalk by Frank Klaune January 24, 2005

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Bean Flicker Syndrome

Getting fingers strained from overextension or poor technique while masterbating (feminine problem).

"RJ painfully taped her fingers together after she developed Bean Flicker Syndrome"

Bean Flicker Syndrome by SMData April 8, 2008

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Beanboozin

The act of playing beanbags while being drunk - boozing.

Damn, we were beanboozin for like 12 hours straight last night...

Beanboozin by Alix C April 7, 2008

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