one second

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.

Kid 1: "Mom, I'm hungry...:eats:..Mom, I need more food"
Kid 2: "Mom, tell him to stop looking at me!"
Mom: "I just need one second."
:Mom goes into bathroom:
Kid 3: opens bathroom door: "Mom, he took my toy and won't give it back!"
Mom: "One Second...One Second..One Second...(kid's name), can I just have one second??"

by DEADMAN#! September 28, 2020

One Celler

A person who is so unintelligent that it seems they only have one brain cell, contrary to the fact that the human brain has over one billion.

Bobby: “what’s Ronald McDonald’s name?”
Georgie: “What kind of a one celler ass question is that”

by dickinyourass August 26, 2018

Be one's ATM

Be available for someone to give money

My dad is my ATM. One wants another to be one's ATM.

by birbaljha August 18, 2021

one the person

a common word for "the dog that is watching porn"

Johnny: it could be but it is it

Martha: "actually think the 45th the dog is watching porn again, oh one the person ."

by it was if it thinks to how July 9, 2020

nik the one

One who would be described as utterly amazing in every way. a person who will make you feel like you're worth a million bucks just by taking you to McDonalds or a book store. Nik is as chill as a cucumber, dependable, & never runs out of things to talk about. he knows countless beaches that most people don't even know of & is the best guy you will ever meet.

Boyfriend: Baby, why you actin' like that?

Girlfriend: You don't treat me right. I deserve better.

Boyfriend: So what, you're gonna go find yourself a nik the one?

Girlfriend: Damn right.

by nik the one November 15, 2017

One Fifth

one part of five. 20% of something

"Don't tell me you're about to drink all that?!?"
"Nah G, only one fifth"

by AsiAce December 5, 2020

One-shoting

One-shoting is the practice of firing a weapon in a game and removing all of the opponents health/hit-points.

The video of the KV2 one-shoting an enemy has become well-known.

by Likehark May 18, 2018