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Thanks Obama

Used to blame America's increase of problems on ex-President Obama.
Guy1: “$115b for illegals! And they get free shit out of taxpayer pockets!”
Immigrant: “Thanks Obama! You know worked my ass off to get a job in America, get a job visa, apply for citizenship with employer approval, wait 5 years on green card, and have to pay my taxes while some dude crosses the open border and gets free Medicaid, food, shelter, water, and other shit.”
by 1nd14n601 July 1, 2018
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Stinkin Thinkin

The act of coming up with a great idea. Preferably, an idea that either saves time, money, or energy.

Most commonly used in small rural villages, where it is nearly impossible to not find catchy rhymes to enhance daily activities.
Vern- "What you got going on today"?

Ern- "Just fartin round the garage. You"?

Vern-"Hows bout we hitchhike down to the DQ and get some Cokes"?

Ern- "Stinkin Thinkin"
by The Urban Suburban February 3, 2010
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Thanks Giving Turkey

The main course of thanks giving, and not good with out a chicken and a duck shoved up its ass.
Grandma made thanks giving turkey!!!
by Abraham lincoln v.2 January 30, 2009
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thank you, mister rogers

What to say to someone who just gave unsolicited, condescending "life advice"- especially when it's of the type Mister Rogers or some other preschool kid's show host loved to dole out.
A: Listen hun, if you're gonna make an open post on a huge forum, and can't take people putting out different opinions from your own, make it on your own personal journal.
Don't start deleting posts just because you can't deal with someone disagreeing with you. That's life.
B: Thank you, Misterr Rogers.

X:You shouldn't be watching violent movies or playing violent video games- it's bad for you!
Y: Thank you, Mister Rogers.
by dlctfllflwr86 March 26, 2010
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Thanks Obama

Something you say when you realise America's fall to fascism is in big part due to Obama's inaction during his two terms as president and his blatant sabotage of Bernie Sanders' campaign in 2020.
CNN drone: "Missouri is banning abortion today"
Twitch rando #1: "here's a vid of Obama saying he would codify Roe v Wade in 2008."
Twitch rando #2: "Thanks Obama!"
by Gjord August 15, 2022
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Thinker

The process by which a man takes the position of the "Thinker" statue while masturbating with the forearm or elbow.
I saw some pictures of a hot girl on my computer but I was in my cubicle so I had to give myself a thinker.
by Le Penseur Rodin July 23, 2010
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