swing

a verb often used by big-ass pimps when blazin a zut

'oy, homes swing me da zut'

by weeabix April 25, 2005

Irish Swing Job

When your masturbate into a potato while sitting on your front porch swing listening to celtic fiddle music.

Susan walked up on me giving myself an irish swing job yesterday, caused me to spew extra sour cream all over that doublebaked potato...

by Dzzo August 6, 2011

Swinin' It

Slapping one's genitals in the face of another in a sexual act or insulting manner.

'I was well Swinin' It to a b!tch last night.'

by Bill Carr February 14, 2007

swinster

proper name for the coolest pair of siemese twin sisters.

Hey me and my swinster are about to go get ice cream. want to come?

by paxy March 20, 2007

swinpy

the dark fart. to "diddle in the swinpy" is to practice the dark fart.

Harry potter sometimes diddled in the swinpy...

Ahhh, Larry, you so diddled in the swinpy!

by baobao Rabbi August 22, 2007

swinx

a cunt
motha fucka
pussy

yo mamas swinx was so hairy

by cockassxcrunk February 2, 2008

Swineophobia

A fear of ALL pigs alive,dead or pork products.Not to be confused with Moriswineophobia a fear of dead pigs or pork products

Joey:So Derek u comin' to the farm?
Derek:Will there be pigs there>
Joey:Jesus Derek when will u get over ur swineophobia.

by Emmsiebabe August 27, 2008