how to become potato and rise to new life

1. Grab a potato
2. Cut it up and place it all over your body
3. say the ancient potato ritual
transcend into the potato lands

Some day,i wanna learn how to become potato and rise to new life.

how to become potato and rise to new life by thatonesexymotherfucker October 7, 2016

recorded with a potato 

A comment that is commonly posted on Youtube about videos that have such poor quality, that they appear all blurry and pixelated much to the displeasure of the viewers.

Man for fucks sake this video of Muse playing at the Olympic closing ceremony that was omitted by NBC blows. I can hardly see or hear shit. Must have been recorded with a potato I guess.

recorded with a potato by Terminus_Est August 16, 2012

X-Potato

X-Potato is a word that shouted by a cute doggo on youtube called Inugami Korone, it can be used to call her fan, but basically we are all X-Potato

We are all X-Potato

X-Potato by Hiraa November 20, 2020

a carrot in god's potato field 

a) a social misfit, but someone who still somehow functions within their society.

b ) a person who doesn't follow professionally in the footsteps of either parent

dude 1) i can't understand why my parents don't appreciate me more. i want to a history teacher; my mom is a chemist, and dad is an engineer.

dude 2) did you lol ever consider that you might be a carrot in god's potato field, and that your parents wanted you to professionally follow in their footsteps. (starts laughing)

a carrot in god's potato field by Uncle Dimma June 4, 2013

bed potato 

A person who is so lazy that they never make it to the couch to be a couch potato, instead remaining in bed all day and only getting up for food, drink, and bathroom usage.

My roommate thinks I am a bed potato but I'm really just making the most of my day off.

bed potato by BedfordshireResident March 16, 2009

tom's potato 

A type of bird with no legs, beak or tail.

That Tom's potato was lit.

tom's potato by Deeperdaddy7 November 25, 2016

california potato power 

The assumed lyrics to the line "get up on your feet, tear down the wall," in Persona 4's opening theme, "Pursue My True Self." A perfect example of how difficult it is to translate "Engrish."

Lance: Hey, you're playing Persona 4? Oh, I love that one song, "California Potato Power."

David: It's called "Pursue My True Self", dumb-ass.

california potato power by gamerrox August 3, 2010