shit pipe

A large pipe that delivers IBS-induced shit from the house to the bay.

Oh damn, the shit pipe is backed up again.

by m.maggiora December 31, 2009

Pipebomb

One who goes above and beyond the characteristics of a Pipe. Someone who displays the characteristics of a douche and a tool to an extent beyond imagination.

See also: Pipe.

Person 1: "That guy is such a fucking asshole, I can't believe that fucking pipe."
Person 2: "Yeah what a fucking pipebomb."

by Chris Hu. December 28, 2007

Stove Pipe Ankles

When the thickness of a person's ankles are the same thickness as thier calves.

It will look like an old stove pipe.

This is very unattractive and wierd looking.

What the hell is wrong with your leg Micheal!!??

Your ankles are the same size as your calves.

Ha Ha

You have stove pipe ankles..!!..

I bet you have to buy XXlarge socks and bell bottom pants.

by dwarren December 21, 2005

straight pipe

When you fart with no underwear on. nothing to muffle the sound.

One night me and my girlfriend were doing 69,and with no warning, the loudest straight pipe I ever heard.

by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004

pipe down

v. to have sexual intercourse with a female

I piped down this chick last night for three hours.

by Nautilus June 19, 2005

pipe

1. Another word for a male's sexual organ (see penis, cock, ole johnson, dick, sausage etc)
2. Can be used for transporting water around the country
3. You make smoke from it

"I might just check out that bloke's pipe tonight, kerry"
OR
"Ahhh crap I stubbed my toe on that pipe- it's sticking outta the ground...the council oughta do summit bout THAT!"

by MeezAxx December 3, 2003

Pipers

male or females that excite you about yourself or make you more conceited.

He has many pipers.

by Smooov September 2, 2009