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Dad Joke

Son: dad I’m hungry!
Dad: hi hungry in dad!
Son: STOP WITH THE DAD JOKES THEY SUCK!
by My bro town November 9, 2020
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Joke

You
What’s the joke?” - Bill
“You, you cancerous little SHI..” - Bill’s Mom
by ifailedlife May 19, 2022
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the man broke the man he a joke

the man broke the man he a joke song called fake id
"girl i met this guy yeste-" "the man broke the man he a joke"
by SEUNGMINISYUMMY January 15, 2024
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sick joke

I am not crazy! I know he swapped those numbers. I knew it was 1216. One after Magna Carta. As if I could ever make such a mistake. Never. Never! I just - I just couldn't prove it. He covered his tracks, he got that idiot at the copy shop to lie for him. You think this is something? You think this is bad? This? This chicanery? He's done worse. That billboard! Are you telling me that a man just happens to fall like that? No! *He* orchestrated it! Jimmy! He *defecated* through a *sunroof*! And I saved him! And I shouldn't have. I took him into my own firm! What was I *thinking*? He'll never change. He'll *never* change! Ever since he was 9, *always* the same! Couldn't keep his hands out of the cash drawer! "But not our Jimmy! Couldn't be precious *Jimmy*!" Stealing them blind! And *HE* gets to be a lawyer? What a sick joke! I should've stopped him when I had the chance!
by YK Woozie January 21, 2024
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Joke

Have you ever heard something so crazy it makes you go "oh no that must be a joke... Nope it's Tioga county"
by Jokester 88 August 19, 2023
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Dad joke

The kind of shitty jokes that the famed Twitter user, Bahman Begins is known to cut on a regular basis; all of which are literally lame and uninspired and extremely cringy.
Bahman: Enters the chat/room
Omid: Oh shit. Here comes the father of all Dad Jokes!
Alireza: Yup! The embodimemt of cringyness just made his royal entrance. Fuck this shit. I'm outta here. Peace y'all...
by Ezra69 October 1, 2020
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