An insatiable sexual dynamo who is fuelled by the consumption of alcohol. Typically found entertaining friends at the beeratorium, they are easily identified by their intellectual yet smouldering sexuality, non-stop banter (the volume of which is directly proportional to the amount of alcohol imbibed) and a general inability to keep their cock in their pants. Keen metallurgists with a particular fondness for brass they are one of the chief exponents of beer goggles and regularly suffer from beermentia.
Girl 1 - Check out that stud muffin at the bar wearing the white shirt
Girl 2 – Wow! What a Love Machine.
Girl 2 – Wow! What a Love Machine.
by theonetheywonttalkto March 26, 2012
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by Cumtastic Lover April 19, 2011
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by Wang chung December 2, 2004
Get the Machine mug.Given to a person that says heaps of bullshit that he wants to do, etc and never actually does anything close to that. Usually gets his moral off of American TV-shows which means that he doesn't know shit what he's talking about, and thinks he can say anything and if anyone feels like discussing his opinion or trying to defend themselves, he will play the douchebag styled "If you take that seriously, you are a pussy!" game.
He likes to tell people nobody likes them, in that way, he might feel better. He has 1-3 percent chance of having a girlfriend.
He likes to tell people nobody likes them, in that way, he might feel better. He has 1-3 percent chance of having a girlfriend.
Mathias: "When i grow up, im gonna give my kids African traditional names!"
You: "Dude, you've said that about sixteen times."
Mathias: "Well, you're gay/a pussy, etc"
You: "Dude, you've said that about sixteen times."
Mathias: "Well, you're gay/a pussy, etc"
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by Big Stephen July 24, 2006
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