lobster pot

when you order a beer in a bar and it turns out to be extremely expensive but are obliged to pay for it and finish it

we walked in to this lobster pot of a bar.. ordered a few beers and drank them quick.. when we got the bill, it was three times more than we expected!

by mossko February 4, 2010

i lost

a term used when you see a more attractive person than you

"OMG that guy is more attractive than me, i lost"

by weiss winterr May 24, 2022

lobster tank

Common meeting grounds for white trash. Is usually preceded by a morning spent in boxer shorts watching Nascar. After meeting at the lobster tank, a dinner of chicken fried steak is consumed over a bottle of crate wine and Sammy Kershaw albums.

"Yo Sissy, are you meeting me and Bubba at the lobster tank tonight?"

"Yeah, just as soon as I hose down the doublewide."

by fancy February 9, 2005

Lobster

Someone who thinks they are white but in all actuallity are black.

Great....here comes that Lobster again!

by Ekaj July 16, 2008

Lobster

to grab something

Hey bra, can you lobster me that beer?

by Timmy Dubs October 2, 2008

lost

When something you had/were in care of (inanimate objects only) were misplaced without any idea where they may be.

Note: never apply to people/animals/cars/jobs...

"I lost my shoe. I can't find it."

Or, from 1999 Academy Award winning American Beauty:
Caroline Burnham "you LOST your job??!"
Lester Burnham: "I didn't LOSE it, it's not like 'whoops, where'd it go?' I QUIT!"

by asteroid smashington April 19, 2009

lost

Whenever the surroundings around you are unfamiliar and you're stumbling around like an idiot:
you're either lost or intoxicated...
...or both.

Also a terrible show on terrible American television.

by Evil Bella November 28, 2004