jake

some fucking faggot that everyone wants to slap this shit out of

i will slap the living shit out you Jake you fucking kike

by _real_phobia June 14, 2017

jake F.

a big fat man. (unknown gender actually we guessed)
best dicksucker.

dont be a jake F.!
you jerk!!!!

by master B. May 22, 2010

Jake

Someone with a tiny dick that gets no girls because he is so ugly

Ewww is that Jake he is so ugly

by Henry Thomson July 10, 2016

Jake

The biggest faggot, douche bag you will ever meet. Drinks cum like no tomorrow. He will touch your dick. He wants to give you a blow job.

Girl-Jake? What a queer!
Boy-He likes my penis.
Boy 2-He tryed to stick it in me!
Girl 2-He told me he likes men.

by Ariespoo1 October 24, 2011

Jake

1) The biggest fuckboy hypocrite to ever exist on this earth

2) The guy who has no friends

Did you hear Jake has no friends at all? I wonder why

by clappingdeeznuts April 13, 2015

Jake

Another word for a choad.

Man that guy has a jake.

by ravens52fan37 October 4, 2008

Jake

A sexual action performed by a male getting a blowjob and ejaculating in a women's mouth. The women does not swallow the semen and instead spits it out onto the mans head. She styles his hair with the semen into a point and then lets it dry and harden. The man then sticks this hair dildo up the women's vagina.

Dude 1: Guess what your Sami and I did last night?
Dude 2: What, did you guys do a semen demon?
Dude 1: Better, I pulled my first jake ever.

by jakeyascrub October 31, 2012