Nearly Dead

Turning 32, single, all your friends are married and reproducing, you've traveled, want to see more but are bound by societies idealism of buying a house settling down and forgetting about the world.

Plus you live in the state of Western Australia, where everyone drives slow, is scared of change and don't venture outside after dark in fear of their walking frames being stolen.

Happy Birthday mate "yeah thanks", hold on how old are you? I'm 32.

Shit dude you're single and living in Perth, you're nearly dead.

by Mussman February 8, 2010

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dead in the head

A person of exceptionally low intelligence who fails to grasp obvious jokes made about them.

Jane has to be {dead in the head}, as when I said in her company "I am on top of most things, except Jane, here, she is ALWAYS on top of one thing."

by After_Darkness October 27, 2017

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dead fish

Dolphins will masterbate with eels or dead fish.

You dead fish

by ThatOneKaydo April 12, 2022

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Dead flies

Dead flies is a Florida term meaning either a opp jit dead or a bitch / nigga fell off with you.

G-7: u still fuck with dat one hoe?

Jit: nah she green asf

G-7: ahh she dead flies

by Florida jit December 23, 2020

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Dead o’clock

When your ex’s bf dies

It’s almost dead o’clock!

by JPJBJP March 14, 2019

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Dead Game

A game that has a player base that is in perpetual decline and averages less than 10 players at any given time, such as Killer Queen Black. A game with clueless developers, such as Killer Queen Black.

I can never find a match in KQB because it's a fucking dead game.

by KillerQueenWack February 26, 2022

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