Muff College

A small college in Northampton, MA where muff is everyone's favorite food.
Don't bother talking to that girl, she goes to Muff College.
by Sam is a Dick January 31, 2007
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whitby community college

one of the worst run schools in the country the teachers have no idea what they are doing and the people that run the school rachel totton and Dr morgan should have been fired months ago all they care about is the money and the that kids wear black friggin shoes!!!
kid 1 : hi i go to whitby community college

kid 2 : god i feel so so sorry for you
by adfadasd July 16, 2006
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College Party Guru

The College Party Guru is the king of college partying. He knows all the drinkings games that will mess you fast and is the best dressed at every theme party. If you are the most knowledgeable, the Guru, at partying in college then this is you!
Look at the College Party Guru doing a keg stand.
by KingCPG November 12, 2011
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Hampden-Sydney College

"Men who are going places start at Hampden Sydney".
HSC is not for everybody. People who don't go are turned off by the abundance of money, girls, guns, and alcohol. That person has since come out of the closet after realizing HSC is not for him. Although it is easy to get in, it is hard to stay. Boasting the toughest Honor Code that even VMI idolizes. HSC is the last vestige of the "southern-gentleman" and is epitomized through bow-ties, polos, and Southern Comfort bourbon. Maxim magazine rates it the #1 school to get laid and they could not have been any more right. On the weekends this quaint little all boys school turns into an animal house style country club filled with guns, sex, alcohol, and more alcohol. Nearly becoming coed in the late 90's the Hampden sydney men came to their senses and realized that,"they don't need girls they are doing just fine with yours."
HSC man 1-"hey man we need some girls for the party"
HSC man 2-"no prob let me call up the UVA, VT, Randolph Macon, Sweet Briar, Longwood, and Hollins girls. I'm sure they would be more than happy to come"
by UVA alum '89 November 10, 2004
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old college try

Give something your best shot
"Well I've never made my own KD, but I'll give it the old college try"
by Ian January 23, 2004
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Birmingham Southern College

WHAT SAMFORD WISHES THEY WERE.

Beautiful, calm place where students are really smart and work hard for what they get.

But it's true -- they have a lot of money.
No, but really. A lot.

But it's cool. They're great people and know how to PARTY HARD! After a week of working their butts off, I'd say they deserve it.

Definitely the BEST SCHOOL IN THE STATE OF ALABAMA.

Unlike Samford. Where I go. BOO!
SAMFORD KID: I HATE BIRMINGHAM SOUTHERN COLLEGE! THEY'RE SO FULL OF THEMSELVES.

UAB KID: BITCH! DON'T BE HATIN' JUST CAUSE YOUR ASS WASN'T ACCEPTED!
by SamfordSenior October 08, 2008
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College Park effect

Where something that would be reasonably priced at any other time suddenly costs two to three times more.
The pre-med student went to the Commons Shop with his last three dollars to buy a box Reese's Puffs, but due to the College Park effect, it cost six.
by UMDgirl February 12, 2011
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