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Coconut

A dumb shit who immigrated to your country, from a beautiful island, just to ruin it by beating the shit out of someone with a bat cause they "looked at me funny eh", eating your pets, filling up your prisons, taking all your money, raping anything that moves and basically existing.
Need to get back on their boat and PO.
Corn beef with a side of Jack Russel and 4 crates of beer all brought with the taxpayers dollar is a feast fit for the average coconut. Though most will like 4th servings of all of the above.
They do nothing productive in life and say its sooo hard for them to get a job because of their poverty stricken up bringing so they couldnt get an education and therefore no proper job, and when one does come up their too busy looking after their 568739 kids to work so they suck up the taxpayers dollar.
On top of all of this the average amount of coconuts immigrating is on the rise. We are fucked.
Coconut: "Eh bro, I got my benefit lets go get us some beer, have sex and spread our STDS and then beat some unsuspecting victim up eh bro cuz gee"

*two hours later, coconut in jail*
Coconut: "Eh mr security guard bro, i know i just killed some guy and two officers and all but I want an excersize machine so I can keep fit so I can bash this guy when I get out cause he looked at me like a funny cunt in the police car gee bro cuzzy bro gee eh waht"

And now the taxpayers dollar is going towards building these cunts better prisons with more shit. Great.
by SuckADork February 23, 2011
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when a girl puts baby powder in the vagina and blows it in your face
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I told Marco I went to a weird church and he said "church will cocoa wash you".
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cocooner

a person that started out as a good looking child and looked like they would continue to look good but then loses their cuteness at some point and is not attractive anymore later on in life
"aaaw he was such a cute child!"
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cocoramies

A Brooklyn/Asian derivative describing a very cute cat or kitten. Actual origin is unknown. This word is often used to demonstrate a deep affection for a "Kitty." There really is no root for this word which presumes a plural role. Usually one would use the whole word "Cocoramies" to describe just one cat but could be used to describe several cats or "Kitties."
He's such a cocoramies, I love him so much.

Look at my cocoramies, isn't he precious.

You're such a cocoramies.
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