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cocokhead 

(offensive, noun) to call one a cocokhead is to imply said person enjoys to indulge in the use of the illegal drug cocaine on a regular basis, as well as insinuating that said person also has the throbbing genitals of a gay man permanently attached to their forehead, like a some sort of freak of nature whom nobody loves
"you're such a cocokhead, get your filthy coke-covered head penis away from me!"
cocokhead by candy-doll October 24, 2005
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General Cockhead 

Your everyday dickhead who doesn't have a mind of their own so they have to follow all the latest trends and fads in order to fit in. They're usually found loitering around shopping malls and making homosexual poses on facebook. They refuse to play any music that they actually like because they feel insecure so they just listen to the tracks on the latest so fresh cd just to play it safe.

A general cockhead often brushes their hair to the side like Justin Bieber, wears short fluro shorts (Usually green, red or blue), a snapback hat and rosary beads as a fassion accessory rather then a religious symbol. They're often spotted driving around in done up rodeo utes of if they're to young to get their liscence they ride scooters instead.

If the general cockhead is a female, she is always posting photoshoped pictures of herself half naked with oversized sunglasses on facebook while making a face similar to a duck.
Jake: OMFGz DAVID GUETTA IZ THE BEST DJ EVA!!!!!

Tom: You're such a general cockhead, you're only saying that because everyone else likes him. Grow some balls, some self esteem and find something you actually like.
General Cockhead by Con Cuthbert January 17, 2012
Variation of dickhead.
Someone who is an idiot or annoying or just vexes you in general.
" Fuck off you cockhead, really piss me off."
cockhead by Adam Dickson III January 31, 2004

cockheading 

being stupid; showing stupidity; displaying lack of intelligence
So many definitions on Urban Dictionary are prime examples of cockheading.
cockheading by yorrick hunt June 2, 2008
Chiefly Australian meaning idiot! Similar to dickhead.
That dude at the party was a real cockhead
cockhead by Lachness_ July 6, 2010

cookhead 

a person who gets high, cooked, baked, sauced, etc.
Person 1: Hey where's my weed at?
Person 2: Damn chill. You're such a cookhead, I'll get it soon.
Person 1: I'm not a cookhead!!!!!

Adult: Team Cookheads and Team MuffinCakes should get together!!!
Person 2: Aw shit, WE GOT DA MUNCHIEEES
cookhead by zf304 December 20, 2010
A overgrown child who looks like she have drugs and alcohol abuse, but she only smokes big dripping hand roll cigarettes, wich stinks. A frikking colorhead is a person who thinks she soooo creativ, a real artzy natzy funny joker. She puts her drawings on myspace so other color kids can comment on them. The colorheads love colors ALL COLORS, they see themselves as sparkling rainbows, their clothes have so many colors that the human eye see them as one big round brown thing. When the colorheads go out they are awful dancing along with a serious passion for stupid arty farty music, disco reggae and hippie hippie fucking scumbag bands.
ESTER: im on a glass course, it's pretty nice.
MARIA: "WHAT!!!!"
ESTER: "a glass course, im on a glass course!"
CARINA: "NO WAY!!!"
MARIA: "shit... Are you a colorhead? I frikkin hate colorheads, GFY and listen to some Chicks On Speed!!!"
ESTER: "seriously!"
MARIA: "Go away and take ya' your mongol bike."
CARINA: " and eat some pommes your arty farty colorhead.""
ESTER: "Jesus Christ what to do?"
Colorhead by †reptilicus† February 17, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026
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