cocokhead

(offensive, noun) to call one a cocokhead is to imply said person enjoys to indulge in the use of the illegal drug cocaine on a regular basis, as well as insinuating that said person also has the throbbing genitals of a gay man permanently attached to their forehead, like a some sort of freak of nature whom nobody loves

"you're such a cocokhead, get your filthy coke-covered head penis away from me!"

by candy-doll October 24, 2005

General Cockhead

Your everyday dickhead who doesn't have a mind of their own so they have to follow all the latest trends and fads in order to fit in. They're usually found loitering around shopping malls and making homosexual poses on facebook. They refuse to play any music that they actually like because they feel insecure so they just listen to the tracks on the latest so fresh cd just to play it safe.

A general cockhead often brushes their hair to the side like Justin Bieber, wears short fluro shorts (Usually green, red or blue), a snapback hat and rosary beads as a fassion accessory rather then a religious symbol. They're often spotted driving around in done up rodeo utes of if they're to young to get their liscence they ride scooters instead.

If the general cockhead is a female, she is always posting photoshoped pictures of herself half naked with oversized sunglasses on facebook while making a face similar to a duck.

Jake: OMFGz DAVID GUETTA IZ THE BEST DJ EVA!!!!!

Tom: You're such a general cockhead, you're only saying that because everyone else likes him. Grow some balls, some self esteem and find something you actually like.

by Con Cuthbert January 17, 2012

cockhead

Variation of dickhead.
Someone who is an idiot or annoying or just vexes you in general.

" Fuck off you cockhead, really piss me off."

by Adam Dickson III January 31, 2004

cockheading

being stupid; showing stupidity; displaying lack of intelligence

So many definitions on Urban Dictionary are prime examples of cockheading.

by yorrick hunt June 2, 2008

cockhead

Chiefly Australian meaning idiot! Similar to dickhead.

That dude at the party was a real cockhead

by Lachness_ July 6, 2010

cookhead

a person who gets high, cooked, baked, sauced, etc.

Person 1: Hey where's my weed at?
Person 2: Damn chill. You're such a cookhead, I'll get it soon.
Person 1: I'm not a cookhead!!!!!

Adult: Team Cookheads and Team MuffinCakes should get together!!!
Person 2: Aw shit, WE GOT DA MUNCHIEEES

by zf304 December 20, 2010

Colorhead

A overgrown child who looks like she have drugs and alcohol abuse, but she only smokes big dripping hand roll cigarettes, wich stinks. A frikking colorhead is a person who thinks she soooo creativ, a real artzy natzy funny joker. She puts her drawings on myspace so other color kids can comment on them. The colorheads love colors ALL COLORS, they see themselves as sparkling rainbows, their clothes have so many colors that the human eye see them as one big round brown thing. When the colorheads go out they are awful dancing along with a serious passion for stupid arty farty music, disco reggae and hippie hippie fucking scumbag bands.

ESTER: im on a glass course, it's pretty nice.
MARIA: "WHAT!!!!"
ESTER: "a glass course, im on a glass course!"
CARINA: "NO WAY!!!"
MARIA: "shit... Are you a colorhead? I frikkin hate colorheads, GFY and listen to some Chicks On Speed!!!"
ESTER: "seriously!"
MARIA: "Go away and take ya' your mongol bike."
CARINA: " and eat some pommes your arty farty colorhead.""
ESTER: "Jesus Christ what to do?"

by †reptilicus† February 17, 2009