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Quarters for Checkstand Five

1. $.25 is needed at a counter in a grocery mart.

2. Employee code language to signal the store that a very pretty girl (named Jenna) is standing near the counter, and everyone should come look at her.
1. "Quarters for checkstand five! Quarters for checkstand five!" .. 'Here ya go, Jim. By the way, you're a hottie.' .. "I know it!"

2. -hottiewhistle- "Quarters for checkstand fiive!" -wink-
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A stupid unfunny internet meme that is older than Chuck himself, but is still used today. The meme is mostly used by dumb 13 year old kids who think that it makes them cool.
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chucksiez 

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chickser 

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Dude I shouldn't have gave that girl a chickser, she was already way too gone.
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chuck his pants 

verb.

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