reverse man child

A guy that is a knight in shining armor and a real grown man on the surface, and a retard in tin foil beneath the surface.

That guy always looks and sounds so serious like he's always being tested or recorded, he must be a reverse man child that doesn't want to fail his imaginary tests.

by The Original Agahnim November 14, 2021

Child

A complete waste of time.

Like a Daylen, a child is a complete waste of time.

by Urmom bent over for me November 6, 2022

Child Support Trap

When the girl is hot but also a little white trashy and is super eager to sleep with you. Especially if you have a good job and she is out of your league. Don't do it, it's a trap.

Guy 1: You see Todd take that child support trap home last night?

Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's gonna be paying her a fortune, hope it was worth it.

by The Bunz Clapper September 17, 2022

Man child

Carlos Duran of Lincoln Park MI
Grown man that acts like he’s 18

Person 1 (over age 34): bro let’s go get fucked up and shots tonight, I bet I can out drink you!

Person 2: your such Carlos Duran Man child.

by Carlos Duran man child July 22, 2023

F13 child

Someone who was born on Friday the 13th or turned 13 on Friday the 13th.

That F13 child is a minor threat.

by Saundra Detergent May 13, 2022

child

Being that is the result of the procreation of two other beings.

My child is a good person.

by Willez May 22, 2023

Child

A football

I love kicking footballs 😐 oh I meant child

by Child kicker February 10, 2021