childs

an actual sock of any material or color that is used by a guy to shoot hot cum into when jacking off. the sock is placed over the hard dick and is worn during the entire act of jacking off as to collect cum and clean the dick when done.

I gave my boyfriend a childs cum sock to wear on his dick while I watch him jack off.

by Steven big gay lol August 25, 2020

Child

1)Offspring of male and female
2)For some people, a mistake.
3)The innocent being that catches their parents in the bedroom.

"THE CHILD STOLE MY CASH AND THREW IT IN THE FIRE!!"

Harley is a child, not a teen...

"tHaT cHiLd Is A miStAkE!"

by anonymous September 14, 2020

Child

The next stage of a baby.

There are so many child's in the mall.

by RRReeeggg September 29, 2020

Honorary Middle Child

This would be an oldest sibling, who was ignored like a typical middle sibling but probably due to their parents splitting and having children with their new partners

"What's their problem?"
"They're upset because they're being ignored like a middle sibling."
"Oh they must be an honorary middle child."

by atinygoodsir October 5, 2020

Bless you child

" Your cute" / childish mostly used on girls

Invented by Zarn Murphy

When she makes a fool of herself

"Bless you child "

by Azupazdwn October 12, 2020

baby man child

It's a baby that looks like an old man. Or an adolescent male who attempts to act like he is grown but in turn appears even younger than he is.

Google Image "baby jesus baroque paintings" and you'll see

(ex. 1)
Ben: Did you see that baby over there? Totally looks like an old man!
Jerry: That's a baby man child!

(ex. 2)
Amy: That freshman over there thinks he's so cool, he's bragging about how many girls he got with last night.
Caleb: It makes him seem like he's still in middle school, such a baby.
Cara: That makes him a baby man child!

by your.hugh.jass September 26, 2013

Hair Child

that wad/ball of hair at the bottom of the tub/sink when you get done doing your own hair.

*gets done doing hair* "Aww man! Look at the size of that hair child in the drain!"

by mattchick February 21, 2012