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Boats and Hoes

A long-running pun by Minecraft Youtuber Mumbo Jumbo in which chests at the end of redstone contraptions always contain boats and hoes.
"It all looks nice and ready inside for you to pick up your boats and hoes, so that you can have a fantastic time without having to look at all of those ugly piston faces."
Boats and Hoes by ButterEmperor November 12, 2016
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Boatercycle 

A mix between a boat and a motorcycle. A jetski.
A boatercycle is jetski, Sea-Doo, or any other type of one or two manned water vehicle steered with handle bars.
Boatercycle by Madam Tampini September 16, 2008

boatnecking 

A blanket term used to describe any number of sleazy, depraved or socially unacceptable actions, sexual or otherwise.
i didnt mind that frat party last night, except for all the boatnecking in the bathroom.
boatnecking by dash handsome July 19, 2012
Means expensive.
Created by 12 year olds Georgia blanks and Sophia Darrow in the 6th November 2018
Omg that’s bare boaton
Boaton by GeorgiaSophia2018 November 6, 2018

Crack Boated 

Used in a campaign to define a politician who previously may have used crack cocaine.
"I was crack boated by extremists"
Crack Boated by Scout1 January 17, 2008

Kwaku Boateng 

Kwaku Boateng (born April 26, 1995 Paris ) is a Canadian football player as a defensive lineman for the Edmonton Eskimos of the Canadian Football League (CFL).1 He played college football at Wilfrid Laurier University.
person 1: Omg is it a celebrity

person 2: No its just Kwaku Boateng