Albert

Big gay homosexual who likes sucking dick

Eugene: Have you heard that Albert loves sucking dick?
Vincent: I know right he's such a faggot

by .Wonton Fighter. November 11, 2018

I love Albert

An I love Albert is someone that is completely in love with someone. You cant think of anything els but this person, you love spending time with them and hate everysecond without them but you and that person dont get together, you act like you are a couple and do everything couples would do but dont call your self their boy/girlfriend.

(hookup) (sex) (love) (chill) (I love albert)

by fickyeah March 16, 2012

aberholic

One whom is obsessed and/or a major buyer of the Abercrombie & Fitch brand.

Also known as: crombieholic

Friend 1: Saranac bootcut jeans? A Hoffman Mountain woven shirt? A double-prong Ezra belt? That dude is a total aberholic.
Friend 2: I think YOU'RE the aberholic.

by hollisterCo July 16, 2008

prince albert

after doing a woman/man in the arse, you pull out your penis and rub it underneath their nose, leaving a mustache made of shit

gay man1:'pull it, out it hurts now'
gay man2:'ok, can i prince albert you?'
gay man1:'um.... ok then!!!'

by codename : mnimd December 14, 2008

aberzombie

Aberzombie is also a nickname, and has been for about 15 years, for a guy who is neither gay, nor wears clothing from those damn stores. Stop stealing my nickname you little whippersnappers!!!!!!!

Aberzombie is a nickname!!!!

by Scott Abercrombie October 29, 2007

Heebus Jebus, Fat-a Albert-a!

Remember Mushmouth on "Fat Albert & The Gang"? Verily, verily, I say unto thee: Jebus is the preferred deity of Mushmouth.

Hey-buh, hey-buh, Fat-a Albert-a -- I just-a found-a Jebus in-a da trash-buh-can!

by Matt December 23, 2003

Albert

A fucking idiot who doesn’t know how to behave in public.
Spastic kid who can’t stop running and jumping trying to act cool. Russian word to describe his behavior is “Durachok”, which albertiruet 24/7.

“Hey look and that spastic kid”
Oh I think that’s Albert

by nigga boiiiii April 20, 2019