Tard

Tard is just short for retard. Tarded can also be used in place of retarded.

The thing is retarded people won't know you're calling them retarded. Tell them it's a nickname and it's good for how people might view them.

Like being called a " hero "

" No, we call your our tard because you're greatest ever and we want everyone to know it"

by Fuck_it_is_dummy January 10, 2019

Tard

A fucking idiot who eats in class. Especially on the days where there's no nutrition.

Guy 1: Are you fags eating in class?
Guy 3: I'M HUNGRY!!!! I DIDN'T EAT BREAKFAST!!
Guy 1: You fuckin' lazy tard! Next time, you should remember to eat breakfast!
Guy 2: *yells at the top of his lungs* FUCK!
*Whole class laughs*

by BillyIha March 29, 2017

Tard Mami

CLM

Someone who doesn't know what they're on about.

YOU ARE A TARD MAMI.

by hj_69 December 28, 2016

Douche Tard

n. Boss of a company who requires employees to do the dumbest of tasks. Looks for jobs like taking rocks out of a ditch and then putting them back in. Thinks he has things all figured out, but really it's the workers who make sure all the jobs get done right. Contains the word "douche" because a Douche Tard wants people to think he's an asshole, but really that's all just for show. When no one's paying attention, you'll find Douche Tards cooing over baby fawn and such.

Jon: "Hey Benny, what job are we working on today?"
Benny: "We're filling that hole back in that you dug out yesterday."
Jon: "Whatever Douche Tard."

by hammerneck August 26, 2013

quick-tarded

Someone who is quick at processing a lot of nonsense.

That quick-tarded dude mistakingly thinks he's the standard of intelligence, but in reality, he's not only unaware, but he is not.

by Billy.G1 January 17, 2020

G tard

Someone who completely lacks self awareness, is deluded and has an absurd opinion of themself

"Fairplay I'm the best, arm wrestler, deal maker, straight up genius to walk the earth."
Wtf you on about you g tard, chillisauce ripped you right off you bell

"but kie thinks I'm great"
What a g tard, tut tut

by WhatsApp group king March 25, 2019

tard

Someone who is so retarded to the point where the "re" is taken off the rest of the word.

Matt: Chris is such a tard. He is so caught up in his bullshit to the point that he forgot where his class was, and then yelled at the teacher when she told him it was the wrong class.

by condom balls 33 April 24, 2023