ponce number 1 

a male could be described as 'ponce number 1' if he is a hat fanatic, has been found comparing himself to 'light speed champion' and only tries it on with girls in top set for English. A ponce number one would wear boating shoes but tries on women's high heels in his spare time. They like "designers" and are constantly branded with Jack Wills, Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister. He takes pride in his basement and having sexual activities performed on him while playing on an Xbox. The worst kind of twat, this ponce is constantly sarcastic but never fails to amuse.

"I knew ponce number 1 was poncely, but what's with the boating shoes?"

SOPHIA: i saw ponce number one wearing that reversible fur trapper the other day.
DANIELLA: come on, at least he wasn't wearing girls' shoes..
SOPHIA: i heard he stores them in his basement.

DANIELLA: (laughs) But I heard he got a handjob while playing on his Xbox..
SOPHIA: innit, that is SO ponce

ponce number 1 by greyfrust September 21, 2009

Spice 1 

A rapper from Hayward, California known for his grim and frightening portrayal of urban street life in his music. He was first discovered by rapper Too $hort, and garnered much respect from late rapper Tupac Shakur.

Spice 1: "A touchin scene niggas screamin in the rain
Looked in his homeboy's face
His homie said his name
Now he'd be lookin for that nigga with the Gat and
Ready for that Redrum
With the face of a desperate man"

Spice 1 by Chewbacca's Disciple January 7, 2007

Defcon 1 

A defense readiness condition (DEFCON) is an alert posture used by the United States armed forces. The DEFCON system was developed by the Joint Chiefs of Staff and unified and specified combatant commands. It prescribes five graduated levels of readiness (or statuses of alert) for the U.S. military, and increase in severity from DEFCON 5 (least severe) to DEFCON 1 (most severe) to match varying military situations.

DEFCONS are a subsystem of a series of Alert Conditions, or LERTCONs, that also includes Emergency Conditions (EMERGCONs).3 DEFCONs should not be confused with similar systems used by the U.S. military, such as Force Protection Conditions (FPCONS) and Watch Conditions (WATCHCONS), or the Homeland Security Advisory System used by the United States Department of Homeland Security. The highest confirmed DEFCON ever was Level 2 (DEFCON2). Movies and popular culture often misuse the DEFCON system by "going to DEFCON 5" during a state of emergency. In fact, DEFCON 5 is the lowest state of readiness. DEFCON 1 is the most severe.

Defcon 1 by WordMastah2010 November 3, 2010

18-1 

1. The biggest upset in football history (used by patriots fans)

2. The greatest thing to happen to the planet since boobs. (used by everyone else)

1. I can't believe the patriots only got 18-1. That's bullshit!

2. WOO-HOO!!! 18-1, SUCK ON THAT, BRADY!!!

18-1 by James Tinman February 4, 2008

A 1 since day 1 

Always been real, since the beginning.

I don't have to front or fake, because I've been A 1 since day 1.

A 1 since day 1 by TPAPA January 20, 2015

number 1 

to always be looking out and paying extra close attention to the wellbeing of ones self and not care about those around themselves

i see that tim blyth's (no vowel!) looking out for number 1 again i see

number 1 by Aidan Allt October 11, 2004

april 1 

A really hot girls birthday❤️

Her birthday is April 1...she's hot

april 1 by Hushhh March 23, 2017