Choked on catfish

When a bitch don't swallow correctly.

Paula was having a pelasant lunch, and all of a sudden, she was choked on catfish?!

by Trollingpaula July 19, 2018

The Kaitlyn Category

The extremely small group of people, such as the stereotypical jocks or popular girls, that embodies all the positive traits of people while being far from any negative one; the ideal classification for any student

A notable member of The Kaitlyn Category was Margaret Thatcher, who was in it in the mid 20th century.

by Reagan81 September 5, 2018

Edu-me-cation

Being a catalyst of self education

My edu-me-cation stems from childhood to the classroom

by Wadeline September 29, 2018

To get catfaced

When you see a sleeping cat, walk close to it and put your face in its soft fluffy fur.

Oh man, why would she always have to get catfaced with my cats?!

by romeus99 October 5, 2018

i don't catch

another meaning for 'i don't get it' or 'I don't understand'

karina: "lesbian"
lisa: "i don't catch"

by rated by 5 out of 5 dogs March 22, 2019

Texas Wild Cattle

When you fuck a group of cows qith ur homie, then jizz on the farm owner

I love some good old Texas Wild Cattle

by PeePeeAsh April 13, 2019

You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!

A less explicit version of "You couldn't catch herpes in a whorehouse!" It means that no matter how hard they try, no one will be able to catch anything.

While a pack of dogs chased a cat, the cat insulted them by saying, "You couldn't catch chicken pox in a henhouse!"

by GallopingSausage April 15, 2019