holy-shit epiphany

When you realize something fundamental about life that until that moment had escaped your attention

Holy-Shit Epiphany: Your personality is a commodity!
Holy-Shit Epiphany: There is no suffering without life!

by Rudee November 10, 2018

Shit

The level in geometry dash called Avernus

Have you played that shit level Avernus

by Theurbandictionaryiskewl September 21, 2023

You think you the shit

if someone says this to you, they think you have a big ego. Like how Ice spice used it in her song 'Think U The Shit (Fart).'

Billy Billy Bob Joe: Wtf man, you tryna come up in my house and fuck around? You think you the shit.

Timmy: Cry about it lil ni-

by king himothy June 4, 2024

shit-capture

When a large enough crowd of lower quality people enter a space and start shitting it up until all the talented and / or experienced people leave from the stink, thus creating an unearned monopoly on the space for themselves. Proven a highly successful strategy to take over and destroy what remained of the West's modern intellectual, technological, and social landscapes.

I used to work in the AAA games industry until millennials came of age and shit-captured it. Now it's just midwits and diversity hires producing buggy, soulless, politically-correct shovelware.

by sddenayrb March 22, 2025

shit shock

the act of unintentionally walking on someone while he is taking a shit

I was just shit shocked by Andrew today.

-that fucking pillock did it again!

by retarded_parrot November 27, 2017

Stroking your shit

Slang for male masturbation.

Jimmy, did I just catch you stroking your shit?
I'm stroking my shit, I got lotion on my dick right now

by buttfart33 November 17, 2023

This sub has gone to shit

A comment typed by frustrated redditors when their posts aren't hitting r/all on a daily basis, so they complain about low-quality posts, reposts, and what have you in order to guilt trip everyone else.

"Another repost; this sub has gone to shit. What happened to original, high-quality content? This is why I hate redditors." -redditors

by God is dead and we killed him September 16, 2020