Dick Waffle 

The act of Masturbating with lotion, then immediately eating a frozen waffle with your hand that you were J.O.ing with.

Last night after masturbating i was really hungry, so I got a Dick Waffle.

Dick Waffle by Dick Spears May 9, 2011

Crotch Waffle

A crusty pair of underwear, caused by discharge drying onto them. Usually used to insult an idiot.

"WTF, you crotch waffle, stop hitting on my sister."
-or-
"That crotch waffle kept rubbing his junk on the women at the bar."

Crotch Waffle by MuddledFox January 13, 2009

twat waffle

a girl or woman who has an over active sex life and may or may not have a "smashed" vagina; classic high school mat-maid; total slam piece, Ashley B!

what a nasty twat waffle

twat waffle by dirtnastyOSU December 15, 2010

Blue Waffle 

A disease that you will get if you EVER masturbate. Thats right if you are a guy and you EVER!!! masturbate than your penis will fall of and will be replace by a blue waffle, Google Blue waffle if you would like to know what it is

Omg i was so horny last night and i masturbated and this morning Instead of my usual morning wood i had a blue waffle!!!
My girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me so i masturbated and when i woke up i had a blue waffle, now i'm not sure how to have sex with it.

Blue Waffle by no muscles November 12, 2010

fudge waffle 

when a male stick both of his balls and his wiener in someones ass hole

i put my shit in my girlfriend ass and it had poop on it and thats a fudge waffle

fudge waffle by flabcheeks March 17, 2010

peanut butter waffle 

Ryan choo choggers his dog and his piano. He enjoys ramming large objects into his anus hole.

Ryan you as a Anus Hole choo chogger

peanut butter waffle by peanut butter waffle May 3, 2004

Cunt Waffle 

A particularly delectable treat of the flaming homosexual type. Consisting of man butter in a waffle. Also used as an offensive term for someone acting like a doushe,Straight or Flamer.

Sparkles: "Jeez, your acting like such a cunt waffle!!!"

Sparkles: "What are you eating!!!!???!!!"
GayLvr99: "Oh, just a cunt waffle"

Cunt Waffle by FluffyHandcuffs July 27, 2009