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The hard crack

A man who has a hard dick and loves crack
"I don't want soft crack I want The hard crack."
by Joseph quack July 5, 2017
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Crack meat

Your shriveled genitals after smoking crinack
- "The Jake Enos" & "CrystalSeth"
She laughed at me when I pulled my pants down & she seen I had crack meat
by OnlyUsersLoseDrugs December 6, 2017
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Crack Jacket

A huge winter coat usually furry on the hood used for keeping warm and storing drugs.
My bro Ryan came thru with that loud in his crack jacket i could smell him coming from down the block.

Created by @Frankiedavis222
by Frankiedavis222 December 10, 2017
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crack puppet

The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.
I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.

I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018
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crack fishing

A type of way of catching big ass fuckin fish using a crack rock
Damn Darrel caught a phat ass fish I think he's crack fishing.
by asavage5190 January 20, 2018
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Crack Juice

An energy drink with a sizable amount of caffeine
Friend: how do you have so much energy?
Me: I drank Crack Juice
by crackjuicelover January 6, 2020
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Off That Crack

Crillbilly: Yea bro Im off that crack.

Me: Fuck you crackhead.
by MeanChinese January 11, 2020
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