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The person who pulls up to the department store in their luxury car while talking on her 1k cell phone on speaker ,gets out to go shopping in their pajamas and curlers with their 137 kids screaming,yelling and getting in your damm way while your trying to shop,who then proceeds to get pissed at you when you tell her to control tell her zoo.
I would love to finish my grocery shopping but the damm crack puppet and her zoo is blocking the whole aisle.

I'm sorry how much is my order I can't hear you over the crack puppet and her speakerphone!
by LaSquirrel January 18, 2018
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