When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.
Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"
Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"
Frank-"You read my mind!"
by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011
Get the Jerking-Off Pumpedmug. “Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster The People sounds like an upbeat song, but upon further examination, it is about a school shooting. Any song that has a happy tune, but dark lyrics has Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome.
by SB757 December 23, 2023
Get the Pumped Up Kicks Syndromemug. A space that is always set up and ready for a guy to sit down and masturbate. Often a desk that has everything needed for a good bate session. A Pump Station often includes: a computer that stays at the station always set up and ready to turn on; headphones; lube; poppers; fleshlight/jack-off-sleeve; tissues; cum rags; wet wipes for cleanup; etc.
I just upgraded my pump station. I added a 45" screen, a holder on the side of the desk with three different lubes, and a droor for my cum rags. Now that everything has its place I can be hard and batin' to large screen porn in a matter of 30 seconds.
by elliot_ October 3, 2023
Get the Pump Stationmug. A term of endearment for the stylish individual that wears nice shoes.
Also can be used in a flirtatious way with your intimate partner.
Also can be used in a flirtatious way with your intimate partner.
by Bunni428 March 1, 2010
Get the Sweetie Pumpsmug. Tonight I think I’m gonna go home and squeeze off a few shots out of the ol’ pump action pud pistol.
by Dr. Shirley August 31, 2023
Get the pump action pud pistolmug. In crypto, when coins you don’t own pump but you’re in a better coin that’s appreciating more with interest and paying off over a longer time frame.
by Mati Allin November 23, 2020
Get the False Pump Envymug. 