Toby The Duck

Toby The Duck is the definition of a wet vagina. His secret identity is chungus the swimmer, and he likes to eat burger kings foot lettuce. Toby is obsessed with air fresheners, and he sips on them once in a while. Toby also likes to ghost people, and make false accusations of you ghosting him. He likes to be nice to you one day, and eat diarrhea the next.

OMG, Toby The Duck just ate my shit-

Toby The Duck by Getawae December 10, 2020

Shaving the donkey 

When a Canadian rubs the back of his head on your taint.

See that bald spot on the back of his head, he’s been shaving the donkey, eh.

Shaving the donkey by The Alaskan and the Indian April 23, 2021

Chris the Dread 

An dude that just chills on his couch in the middle of the night. He also likes to bully people for internet validation

Yo I was in the Astra Memecus Discord and had a conversation with THE Chris the Dread

Chris the Dread by : ) guess who November 28, 2021

Doing the Doohan 

Doing the Doohan refers to harnessing the inner 'Mick Doohan' world famous motor bike rider while you're slamming the clam from behind take these steps...
- Thumb in the bum
- Crank it to 11...
- And rev it up! (mimic revving a motor cycle accelerater)
*NOTE: FOCUS ON THE AXCENTUSTION OF YOUR AXCELERATION OF HER BUM HOLE... THUMB VIBRATIONS AND WRIST MOTION IS INTEGRAL!

(SPEED IS KEY)

Founder: Nicholas Michael Douglas perry

Doing The Doohan is defined as 'Whilst slamming the clam I started doin tha Doohan'
'I think she'd enjoy doin the doohan'

Doing the Doohan by nick old mate August 4, 2023

Murder in the dark 

a game of hide and seek played at night time with all curtains shut a lights off. Players often run around screaming initially before remaining silent when the finder (often known as a lurker) tries to find them. The first person found is the next one on and the last person found is the winner of that round. The winner is the person who wins the most rounds. They are rewarded with the prize Mania. This can range from brew and biccies to sex or beer. Mania is defined before commencing the game.

played by bored students and children across uk, Murder in the dark is becoming more and more popular. The game originates from childhood but can be played by all.

Murder in the dark by rushdon May 12, 2009

meat at the dish 

A baseball term for when someone gets tagged out at home plate, best used for dramatic effect. Made famous by former Fox Sports Net West news anchor Van Earl Wright.

1. "Blalock comes around third, trying to score, but he is MEAT at the dish."

meat at the dish by spackopotamus July 8, 2009

Hop Off The Dangles 

a word a phrase that means stop following me or "get off my case" but a better way to say it

child 1 : i think someones following us
Child 2 : i know lets ask him
Child 1 : are you following us
Child molester : yaaaa :)
Child 2 :hop off the dangles wierdo
child molester : :(

Hop Off The Dangles by xD nM . December 15, 2009