Secondhand Suicide

When you want to be dead and/or want to kill yourself, but you can't and hope/want someone else to do it for you.
(Found off Tiktok, not my original definition)

"I want to kms but I can't do it myself...can you do it for me dude?"
"Dude, no, that's secondhand suicide!"

by Extra wtf February 8, 2023

Suicide

Something you do after fighting with a boar and almost losing.

"Hey Jamie, how did that boar fight go?"
"Have you considered suicide you autistic fuck."

by Aks_l July 21, 2019

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by FrenchVanillaSake March 2, 2025

suicide prevention september

a month to spread awareness about suicide prevention

person one: hey its suicide prevention september

person two: thanks for telling me i should check if my friends and family are feeling ok

by Chiakiro September 15, 2021

Suicide WHAM

When someone purposely puts last christmas by WHAM on the radio to make both the driver and passenger(s) lose WHAMageddon.

I am going to Suicide WHAM my family in the car.

by anonymous December 16, 2020

The Suicide Machines

Their name sounds like they will kill your family. They will not.

1: Whatcha listening to?
2: The suicide machines
1: Please don't hurt me

by subway572572 December 3, 2023

Evil suicide

This is when a evil person commits suicide because he or she did so many horrible heinous even rape crimes to babies non stop and they don’t want everything they did to people happen to them in prison. And can’t take what they dish out all their life. So they commit suicide before they get arrested and they will keep doing this evil shit thinking they won’t ever get arrested thinking they got everything covered bribes and blackmail etc. but occasionally a true hero arises to take them out. And this what happens when they realize they about to go to prison forever for their crimes.

Evil suicide is a must for them. I can always tell they about to do it. Scared of death of how they hurt people brutally and got off on it and scared to death of it happening to them non stop. To them it’s one person. But they did it too millions. And killed them to cover it up.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 19, 2022