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boiling tea pot

The girl I was with last night gargled my balls, it was sick.”

“Oh, she gave you a boiling tea pot? Nice!”
by ToniToni-monsta December 18, 2020
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Pot of Gold

When one urinates while lying flat on one's back, relating a wee wee rainbow, ending in one's mouth - the pot of gold.
Got so maggot last night I fell over and pot of gold'd myself.
by Captain Numbers 123456789 December 21, 2020
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squat pot

Another way of saying squat toilet. Pooping in them is always an adventure, if you fail to aim, you could shit all over your shoes.
I’m gonna go use the squat pot.
by curlypoo December 25, 2020
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Netty Potted

When you blow your load in a girls nose. The act of cumming in ones nostril.
Last night my friends girl had a stuffy nose, so he loosened up her sinuses and Netty Potted her. Now she has a sinus infection.
by Philly Cheese Steak 69 November 22, 2021
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POTS

A person who is tuff on the outside but is full of bubbles on the inside they will death stare you and make you feel like you did something wrong but the whole time they are worried about you and only want the best for you. Pots is someone you can not be around 24/7 because she will make fun of you all day. Pots is a 5’8 islander who thinks I want her hair... but other than that pots is a great person who will go out of her way to make sure your having a good day everyone needs some pots in their life
Hey, hurry up and clean up your mess .-pots
by saggy lover November 22, 2021
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hanging the pot on

Stalling for time to get away with something. Seems to be common in SE England but no mention of origin anywhere online. Please post up if you know!
Little Susan was keeping very quiet reading, which she never did. "Come on", said her father, "its bedtime - you're hanging the pot on."
by SouthernNomad November 4, 2021
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Happy ketchup pot

When your girlfriend is on her period but is in a good mood.
Wave: “Good morning happy ketchup pot”
Lee: “Good morning loml 😊”
by Lilli_Bit November 6, 2021
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