Ass Chips

Frito Lay Sabritones puffed wheat snacks, chile lime flavored. It smells like ass when you open the bag, but they are delicious!

Mom: "Look, I bought some ass chips"
Daughter: "Get ready for stanky!"

by Dogger78 May 5, 2010

CAD ASS

When youre ass grows large and jelly like from doing to much CAD work. (Computer Aided Design)

I have got to get out and walk around more I am getting such a CAD ASS from sitting my pants hardley fit me.

by drafthorse May 27, 2008

boof ass

Used to define someone who is really dumb or you think is dumb for something they do.

You guys play csgo? Y'all are a bunch of boof ass bandwagons.

by Boofyass July 18, 2017

succotash ass

When your asshole feels like it’s on fire from all the bean and vegetable farts forcefully emanating from it.

OMG, I’m suffering with a severe case of succotash ass!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 2, 2019

Ass Fresh

A term you can use to substitute words like "awesome" or "sweet". Used originally by renowned professor of Contemporary Language, Declan Woods.

Jackson: Hey man wanna play some COD?

Jeremy: Hell yeah!
Jackson: Ass fresh.

by J.Dubb May 1, 2010

ass-kisser

A person who flatters or compliments somebody in order to gain their trust or approval; a goal-oriented individual who wants to ascend a hierarchical system (in a corporation or otherwise), and accomplishes this by getting on good terms with people.

'Ass' is a common and somewhat rude term for a person's rear end. Someone who 'kisses ass' is willing to degrade himself in order to please others and get ahead.

1) That ass-kisser, Peter, is always telling the boss how great he is.

2) Don't be such an ass-kisser; the boss doesn't even know you are alive anyway.

by VAKI5 May 10, 2005

hard-ass

One who simply takes no shit off anyone. It is a status equivalent of gods.

Me- "Oh god, you just got punched in the face by your own father Travis..."

Travis- "Yah Chase, I know."

Me- "Your dad's a real hard-ass."

Travis's Dad- "Fuck off."

by Hugh G. Dildeaux March 11, 2010