(the day after Mateo accidently stabbed someone )
guy 1: yeah I broke up with my bf the other da...
Mateo: you are homophobic, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-semitic and a terrible person
guy 1: what.
Mateo: im doing a mateoism
guy 1: yeah I broke up with my bf the other da...
Mateo: you are homophobic, racist, sexist, transphobic, anti-semitic and a terrible person
guy 1: what.
Mateo: im doing a mateoism
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She’s definitely matephobic
by matthewrr January 29, 2024
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"That's definitely some mateiphobia; he's scared of matei ." “Matei stop being so zesty! You’re giving everyone matei phobia”
by matthewrr February 11, 2024
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Matei, quit playing War Thunder. Stop grinding so much; it's just a goddamn video game!
Wow! He’s amazing at every subject, that’s such a Matei. He seems to not care much but his grades are outstanding.
Wow! He’s amazing at every subject, that’s such a Matei. He seems to not care much but his grades are outstanding.
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Seduces u with his black short hair and black no soul eyes plus his hugee gigantic thick juciy hairy uncut cock.
He will make you're insides cry..
Seduces u with his black short hair and black no soul eyes plus his hugee gigantic thick juciy hairy uncut cock.
He will make you're insides cry..
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