I like jelly beans

What Arthur Morgan says as a response to Agent Milton

Agent Moron) "Five Thousand dollars for your head alone"

marthur Aorgan) "Want some jelly beans? I like jelly beans"

Agent Rice) "Enjoy your fishing, kid, While you still can"

by LightSwigger March 6, 2024

Jelly-Legged Jayme

A female who kneels faster than she lies, and betrayal is her favorite position.

“I should’ve known better than to trust her — turns out she’s a total Jelly-Legged Jayme.”

by Helga Jane August 1, 2025

jelly!

something samir says when he makes a dunk in 2k.

*dunks in 2k*
samir: Jelly!

by Mnawabi October 21, 2018

Jelly Glove

When you take a latex/rubber glove, cover it in jelly, and shove it up someones ass.

Hey Tom, shut the hell up or ill Jelly Glove you.

by ThaOtherGuy December 22, 2010

Jelly Welly

To date a mentally handicapped Italian just because you’re worried he’ll die in the wild on his own.

“Yo did you see that guys girlfriend” “yea man that’s definitely a Jelly Welly situation”

by Fuck-you-Tony October 11, 2023

Jelly-Twat

Someone who instigates nothing-fights as per Dane Cook's joke.

My girlfriend was being a real jelly-twat when she did not inform me of the jelly situation in the house.

by Hippo8Me August 30, 2010

Jelly Beaning

To suck somebody's toes that have been dipped in sugar, honey or other sweet substance.

I was jelly beaning a bird last night, using melted Galaxy Minstrels.

by StoneyC August 20, 2018