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boobly eyes 

n. the term for a male's eyes when they cannot stop staring at a female's boobs
"Look at Sara. She gives me boobly eyes.

"Really? She just gives me a boner."
boobly eyes by KP123KP September 20, 2011
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Pistachio Eyed 

Pistachio eyed means that you're so high (blazed) that your eyes start to look like pistachios. Your eye is the pistachio seed and your eye lids are the pistachio shell. The shell on a pistachio slighty covers the seed inside to where you can barely see it which resembles your eyes.
"Damn man! I'm so pistachio eyed!"
"Look at Leo, he is pistachio eyed!"

"Did you get pistachio eyed last night?"
Pistachio Eyed by Emoore058 July 10, 2014

dead eye shart 

When an aging,overweight,bald man shits the bed while sleeping naked with his significant other
I need to clean the sheets before Lisa gets home. I had another dead eye shart last night.

third eye bloodshot

Being absolutely stoned, to the point you start talking in new age hippy speak.
"Man, that last bong hit made my third eye bloodshot. Now, how do we start planning for world peace?"
third eye bloodshot by Hippyfox November 22, 2017

Type your eyes off 

A computer variation of "Talk your ears off." When someone types a very long e-mail or message in social forum going on about anyting and everything. Rambling on with the fingers.
Sorry for the long e-mail, I didn't mean to type your eyes off.
A name originated from Africa and most will turn out to be a good soccer player.
Hey Eyuel how are?
Eyuel by theairdope April 22, 2019